Zombie Fitness Bootcamp
Lately I have been watching the television show "The Walking Dead". The idea of a zombie holocaust can be quite frightening if it were an actual reality. Some of the scenes in the show can be quite gruesome. If you are familiar with the current brand of zombie movies, there are always necrotic body parts, lots of internal organs, enough blood that my blood bank at work would be in trouble if we had to replace it and lots of adrenaline flowing through ones body.
I have been thinking about it and I believe that there could be some physical benefits involved in a zombie holocaust. Most of the characters on the show look physically fit after their encounters with the "walkers" especially if they actually manage to survive. One movie that I watched the other night was called "Zombie Apocalypse" which had physically fit zombies which were more like runners than walkers. An encounter with one of these zombies could really improve your cardio if you manage to out run them.
Let's examine the actual physical benefits of a zombie attack.
1) I already mentioned the cardio endurance that can be gained from running or walking at a very brisk pace to avoid a zombie encounter.
2) There is something to be said for agility training in these situations. Weaving in and out of the way of the living dead can definitely improve ones agility.
3) Balance and stability gains can be found from balancing on a fence or standing in a tree.
4) Scaling a tree or a building can improve ones strength and agility. Resistance can be added if the zombie happens to grab your leg while climbing out of his way. That kickbox class you took could come in handy if you have to kick him to break free.
5) Jumping over dead zombies can bring back memories of your old track and field days. Jumping over the zombies is another test of agility much like the hurdles.
6) Anybody with martial arts training will appreciate the use of a big stick in fighting off our necrotic friends. It can be used like a staff or a jo with blocks and jabs. If the stick is sharp, there is an added benefit of using the stick like a javelin.
7) A heavy mallet can be used to improve your upper body strength in our zombie boot camp. Use the mallet in a wood chop move to fend off your foul smelling enemy.
8) More upper body strength can be achieved by attaching a rope to the zombie to pull him out of places you don't care for him to be stuck in like wells and sewers. You can do a tug of war to help pull your water logged zombie out the sewer for more fitness sparring.
9) Those kickbox moves can help fend off an approaching zombie if there are no weapons in site. Front kicks and side kicks can push him out of your way so you can get ready for a belly blow upper cut, hook and a cross. This will only work with smaller, less powerful zombies. Hopefully, you don't have to resort to this because it allows for the possibility of being bitten.
10) If you are really in bind, try your Zumba moves on the zombie. This will completely confuse them as it does your fellow Zumba class participants.
11) In the worst case scenario, always resort to cardio. Actually, it is best to sprint if you can. This activity is more anaerobic and can build up lactic acid leading to cramps but at this point you probably don't care. You need to run like hell to get out of there, so go!
Of course, this is just for fun. We all know zombies do not exist. You could use these ideas to create a really fun boot camp though:)
I have been thinking about it and I believe that there could be some physical benefits involved in a zombie holocaust. Most of the characters on the show look physically fit after their encounters with the "walkers" especially if they actually manage to survive. One movie that I watched the other night was called "Zombie Apocalypse" which had physically fit zombies which were more like runners than walkers. An encounter with one of these zombies could really improve your cardio if you manage to out run them.
Let's examine the actual physical benefits of a zombie attack.
1) I already mentioned the cardio endurance that can be gained from running or walking at a very brisk pace to avoid a zombie encounter.
2) There is something to be said for agility training in these situations. Weaving in and out of the way of the living dead can definitely improve ones agility.
3) Balance and stability gains can be found from balancing on a fence or standing in a tree.
4) Scaling a tree or a building can improve ones strength and agility. Resistance can be added if the zombie happens to grab your leg while climbing out of his way. That kickbox class you took could come in handy if you have to kick him to break free.
5) Jumping over dead zombies can bring back memories of your old track and field days. Jumping over the zombies is another test of agility much like the hurdles.
6) Anybody with martial arts training will appreciate the use of a big stick in fighting off our necrotic friends. It can be used like a staff or a jo with blocks and jabs. If the stick is sharp, there is an added benefit of using the stick like a javelin.
7) A heavy mallet can be used to improve your upper body strength in our zombie boot camp. Use the mallet in a wood chop move to fend off your foul smelling enemy.
8) More upper body strength can be achieved by attaching a rope to the zombie to pull him out of places you don't care for him to be stuck in like wells and sewers. You can do a tug of war to help pull your water logged zombie out the sewer for more fitness sparring.
9) Those kickbox moves can help fend off an approaching zombie if there are no weapons in site. Front kicks and side kicks can push him out of your way so you can get ready for a belly blow upper cut, hook and a cross. This will only work with smaller, less powerful zombies. Hopefully, you don't have to resort to this because it allows for the possibility of being bitten.
10) If you are really in bind, try your Zumba moves on the zombie. This will completely confuse them as it does your fellow Zumba class participants.
11) In the worst case scenario, always resort to cardio. Actually, it is best to sprint if you can. This activity is more anaerobic and can build up lactic acid leading to cramps but at this point you probably don't care. You need to run like hell to get out of there, so go!
Of course, this is just for fun. We all know zombies do not exist. You could use these ideas to create a really fun boot camp though:)


